I don’t need friends they disappoint me refers to a memorable quote from the audition footage for an unknown commercial.
“I don’t need friends they disappoint me” appears online mainly on image macros and reaction videos.
While it is not known, which company financed the audition of the commercial, the audition reel was first uploaded to YouTube by josh on February 2nd, 2014, with the title you could stop at five or six stores.
“I don’t need friends they disappoint me” was uttered by Carla Shaw, as credited on the footage.
While the line itself didn’t become viral by itself, the “you could stop at five or six stores” video became a popular internet sensation, due to the awkward lines and motions of the actors.
Online, “I don’t need friends, they disappoint me” can be encountered on image macros and GIFs as well as the YouTube uploads, that contain an isolated clip of the quote.